November 2009
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"Sexual behaviors" kill 20x more people in the US...
afternoonsnoozebutton:
Dear People Who Are Paranoid About Swine Flu,
This just popped up in Google news: “Eco Worldly: Swine Flu: First Case of Pet Cat Contracting H1N1”
Oh no holy crap a cat might die (note: tons of cats get run over by cars and die of starvation every day. Why do we care about this one more than the rest?)
It’s just like normal flu, with an animal’s name attached to the...
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pics of Soviets launching a drunk piglet out of a... →
pegobry:
Click it. It’s exactly what it sounds like.
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Another Awesomely Bad Mother in Law Moment
My mother in law speaks with a Mayan accent. A thick one. I wish you could hear it, someday you will and I promise you that you will die of laughter. This is all relevant in the case of the “Holland Cheese.”
So one day while shopping at Sam’s Club, my mother in law had bought a round piece of cheese wrapped in red packaging that apparently was the best cheese she had ever had,...
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Murphys Law: Awesome at the Worst Possible Moment
So I have been working ever since I was old enough to, and trying to go to college all while keeping a roof over my head. Its been the usual amount of challenging. This past June I married the Conscientious Objector and the two of us have been trying to get our priorities straight. With the economy in the gutter and both of us being laid off, it gave us both time to think long and hard about the...
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Update: Awesomely Bad Food Run
So after consuming not one serving of cake and ice cream drizzled in baileys mint Irish cream…. i had another. I did indeed have french toast for breakfast and now I feel like I am going to go into a diabetic coma. Whats the solution? Coke! downing one right now! Okay, its diet so it doesn’t have real sugar in it, I’m only in it for the caffeine. Lets see how I make it through...
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Awesomely Bad Beastiality
Okay- This is WORSE than just the usual creepy beastiality- becuse this guy didn’t have the horse do him- he did the horse- a poor 21 year old female horse- named sugar. Poor horsey and BAD MAN!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091105/ap_on_re_us/us_horse_molester
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Awesomely Bad F-ed Up Parenting Story
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2360582/baby_found_under_bed_in_odd_florida.html?cat=9
Its… Just… No. uhuh. no. die bitch die.
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Awesomely Bad Junk Food Run Edition 93,781
If you ever feel guilty when you go grocery shopping, or out for a late night snack run, DON’T. Why? Because there are at least 3 people in the world doing the exact same thing, and probably doing it with more gusto. Those people are myself and my two younger sisters.
Since my birthday is this Saturday we are celebrating starting now by watching Greys Anatomy and Private Practice while...
My Dad is Awesomely Bad
Someone once must have led my dad to believe he was a scientist. Now he is mad scientist… with the emphasis on the MAD part. His most recent adventure is trying to build a solar water heater to heat home swimming pools. The idea is that mirrors in he shape of a parabola heat a copper pipe filled with water and the water goes to your pool.. tada! Warm pool! Welll…. my dads model...
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Website Filled With The Awesomely Bad!
Check out Engrish at http://engrishfunny.com/ and just die laughing
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“I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some,...”
– Miss Teen USA South Carolina 2007 Caitlin Upton.
This was so long ago yet it still ranks among the top Awesomely Bad moments of all time.
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To sumbit your awesome badness~
go here: http://awesomelybad.tumblr.com/submit
It’s easy! Just let us know about the awesomely bad things you have witnessed or heard about and The Conscientious Objector and I will post them for all to enjoy!
I wonder if the families will get a refund?
r-y-a-n:
SEBASTIAN — A funeral home crematory burned to the ground this afternoon with four bodies inside.
Firefighters were called to the Seawinds Funeral Home and Crematory, located at 735 S. Fleming Street, at about 1:45 p.m.
They put the blaze out quickly, but not in time to save the building — which was a total loss.
The bodies found inside were not killed in fire.
(856): FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE... →
jessicachu:
Pretty sure one of my roommates would do this. Good thing we don’t have any cats to give away.
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Awesomely Bad in a Wonderful Way: Kathy Griffin
Balls of Steel- yes, this woman has them. We all knew she had the courage to approach any subject or any person…. but we didn’t know that she would bare it all. Last night I watched her new special on Bravo and busted up the whole time,especially during the Michael Jackson bits (HEEEEEEEEE HEEEE!!!) But almost fell out of my chair at the close of show when she showed a clip of herself rolling...
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GOD WILL FUCK YOU UP (via April Winchell)
Listen...
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AWESOMELY GOOD! Radiohead Wins Asia-Pacific Child...
twentyfourbit:
Radiohead and MTV EXIT (End Exploitation and Trafficking) have won their 16th award for their “All I Need” video, which depicts, as Thom Yorke said last year, “two parallel stories running, one of a little boy in the West and one of a little boy in a sweatshop in the East, and the boy [in the West] ends up buying the shoes from the sweatshop.”
Their latest accolade, the...
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'Sesame Street' Trashes Fox News! →
Last week, in a re-broadcast of an episode that originally aired two years ago, Oscar starts his own news network, GNN (Grouchy News Network). An irate viewer calls in to berate him that the news is not grouchy enough:
“I am changing the channel. From now on I am watching ‘Pox’ News. Now there is a trashy news show!”
Awesomely Bad!
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Capitalistically Bad - Possibly The Worst Kind →
Wallet Rape Much?? Verizon has the gall to raise their already sickening cancellation fees from $175 to a whopping $350!
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Badness for Equality →
Repost from AP- article on Maine Election
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Go to this link and submit your awesomely badness! →
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Badness of the Day →
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Your Mama!
Mother-in-laws have a bad rep but stereotypes don’t just come up out of thin air. My first awesomely bad topic, which will most likely be ongoing is my Mother-In-Law. She is a 4 foot 9 inch tall 61 year old Mayan woman whose main concern in life is Jesus, making sure everyone knows about Jesus, loves Jesus and most importantly does it to her standards. She the queen of “my way or the...
This is just the beginning..... of the end?!?!
First post! Just testing. More to come!
~ the conscientious objector and his wife